Charlie Bone's Songs

To The Tune of Happy Birthday:

Dr. Bloor is fifty

But you'd think he's ninety

Because he looks so o-old

Dr. Bloor looks ninety
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Manfred Needs To Die:

To The Tune of "Can't Break Her Fall" by Matt Kearney Starting at The Chorus (Halfway down is halfway out of here…)

Manfred Bloor really needs to die, maybe falling some stairs, like twenty flights.

He'll be long gone.

Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo

Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo

He could jump off a cliff, or drown underwater, break his leg and fall off the roof or get attacked by his daughter.
~
Manfred Is A Creepy Guy

To The Tune of Yankee Doodle Dandy:

Manfred should not go to school

His face is far too bony

He needs to go to the salon

His hair's the tail of a pony

Manfred is a creepy guy

And I can make him lose it

Manfred is a creepy guy

And annoying him's amusin'.
~
Manfred, Manfred is No Saint

To The Tune of Twinkle Twinkle Little Star:

Manfred Manfred is no saint

He really needs some pink face paint

For his face is far too pale

His hair hints that he is not male

Manfred Manfred is no saint

He really needs some pink face paint.
~
If I get Anything

To The Tune of When Christmas Comes Around (Polar Express)

I'm wishing on a star/ and trying to believe/ that even though he's lost/ I'll find my dear daddy/ I guess that spell was quite deep/ 'cause he's never come around/ I think of him when the clock stri-ikes twelve/ I see the others laughing, having lots of fun/ I see them with their fathers when day is done/ I am gonna find him soon/ I'm brave as Timoken/weilding nothing but my heart.

'Cause dad deserves the best/ I'll win or die trying/ this is a heart-felt test/ it's one I'm gonna ace

I'm gonna give it my all/ because my whole heart's in it.

That's all I want if I get anything/ that's all I want if I get anything.